shouyous-nipple:

Okay, that’s great Naruto, but….

WHERE IS THE SAUCE?? Where is he? Where did Orochimaru take him?

LOL YOU SAID SAUCE NOT SASUKE!

wielder-of-chidori:

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Oh my god guys. I’m walking from my class to my dorm and this guy stops me and he was all
“Look classes are ending soon, and you always walk past me, and I think you’re very pretty, and I just wanted to know if you would go on a date with me.”

I was so scared and flattered, I burped..

This is why I’m single for all those anons who wonder why..

I burp all the time and yet I am not single.

you can put a “hi” in my ask box. alyssaluvu!

(Source: skate-low)

i wanna be cheered up like this.

(Source: egifany)

As your lover, I will make it my duty to make you hard at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu)